Now i'm certified.Sure most of you would have thought i would have been certified insane first but after three days i'm now qualified to undertake in "Basic Thai Nerve Touch Massage."
On this news i don't expect the FTSE 500 to plunge or the United Nations to call an emergency General Assembly meeting but i suspect that there may be a few people out there who would want to take advantage of my newly aquired skills. So far my parents and my grandmother have signed up to be my first experim..sorry i meant 'customers.'
Today Sab and the other guy (who is Belgian) had their 'test' whereby they gave our instructor an entire massage. It was a pretty easy day actually. At one point i was getting massaged by two people and thought 'how good is this.' Then again it would have been better if i was getting massaged by Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kiera Knightley...ahh the chance to dream.
Our teacher was actually quite pleasent today and we were joined in the class by a lanky Italian whose job back home was to book models for companies. It was interesting hearing about life in Milan (sorry...Milano) when your leg is facing an angle that should only be seen in the most horrific of car accidents.
Last night Sab and I checked out the Chiang Mai Night Bazzar and honestly, this was the nicest market i have been to in Asia. There was so much stuff i wanted to by. I kept saying to Sab "If only i had money and a house to put this is" but that's the point of travelling. You find places and things you like and you come back to them later and i have to come back to Chiang Mai. It's such a wonderful city and the pace is a lot more relaxed than down south.
So if you want a nice back and shoulder massage...go see a normal massuse.
If you want to feel sore for five days afterwards then come see me.
I mean all this massage stuff should entice the ladies out there right?.....right?.....anyone?
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